actively ignoring the fandom of the media you love will make your life so much better. I promise.

take his ass to margaritaville

In honor of Jimmy Buffet’s passing. Take his ass to margaritaville one last time

i deserve a gold star for being so sweet and nice and not killing

microsoft outlook is taking the bioware approach and giving me the option to romance my coworker now 

Why is Tumblr suggesting me Supernatural

let me explain: you are on tumblr

some of my favorite mutuals post entirely about things that i do not understand or care about and our dms are barren like a desert. and yet the warmth of that big hot sun remains between us

you ever listen to a playlist and all of the sudden a song that has incredible blorbo energy comes on you're you're just like this

bad movies are sooo fun because i try to rate them and it's like welll i had a lot of fun even though it was pretty bad so 3.5 stars and then i watch a highbrow movie and it's like well it was good but not that much fun so 3.5 stars also :)

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

I'm a survivor of the terror attacks who lived 4 blocks east of the World Trade Center. I lost my home that day, spent years homeless and destitute, and I carry a Zadroga Act diagnosis of 9/11-connected PTSD. If anyone who's doing this RP needs character coaching or if you need help with authentic scenarios, I'm available for consulting services at reasonable rates. DM me here or leave your number on the men's room wall at any leather bar and it'll get to me in 24 hours. Happy 9/11 y'all, and remember fireworks are unsafe and illegal in most jurisdictions.

If a Girl is Sleepy (🥱) but not Cosy (🛏), she may reward you with a Bounty if you can provide her with a source of Cosy (🛏).

The Bounty is Girl Cuddles.

ALT

The Bouny (🐇)

And when everyone’s autistic…no one will be

This is why his name was Syndrome

one of the most important posts of the past 10 years. I say this constantly